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brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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nevver:

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Regret

I want to throw it all up. It’s just that it’d be $12 down the drain…

Fuuuuuuuuuuu

I ate all of it…

Whyyyyyyyyyy

I feel HORRRRIBBBLLLLLLLLLLE

Oh mah gahhhhhhhhhhhh

Taco Bell told me to Live Mas

So here I am, stuffing my face with supreme wraps, double decker tacos and McDonald’s 20 chicken nuggets.